| Cat
Phrase |
Means |
| miaowbu |
Feed
me. |
| meeow |
Pet
me. |
| mrooww |
I
love you. |
| Miioo-oo-oo |
I
am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up. |
| mrow |
I
feel like making noise. |
| rrrow-mawww |
Please,
the time is come to tidy the cat box. |
| rrrow-miawww |
I
have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the
contents as far out of the box as was practical. |
| miaowmiaow |
Play
with me. |
| Miaowmioaw |
Have
you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room? |
| mioawmioaw |
Since
I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what
happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture. |
| raowwwww |
I
think I shall now spend time licking the most private
parts of my anatomy. |
| mrowwwww |
I
am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private
parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet. |
| Roww-maww-roww |
I
am so glad to see that you have returned home with both
arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against
your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen. |
| gakk-ak-ak |
My
digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball.
Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here
upon the carpeting. |
| mow |
Snuggling
is a good idea. |
| moww |
Shedding
is pretty good, too. |
| mowww! |
I
was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean
laundry until you removed me so unkindly. |
| Miaow! Miaow! |
I
have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge
his body through the gap behind the stove and into that
little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path
is slightly more difficult to navigate. |
| Mraakk! |
Oh,
small bird! Please come over here. |
| ssssRoww! |
I
believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal. |
| mmmrowmmm |
It
is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have
caught yourself. |
| mmmmmmm |
If
I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I
shall be satisfied. |
| Mreoaw |
Please
ask room service to send up another can of tunafish. |
| Mreeeow |
Do
you serve catnip with that? |
| mroow |
I
have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How'm I
doin? |
| Miaooww! Mriaow! |
Since
you are using the can opener, I am certain that you
understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat.
Please continue. |
