

      Make the world your playground.
	 Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. 
	 Dragging a sock over it helps. If you can't 
	 get your way, lay across the keyboard till 
	 you do. When you are hungry, meow loudly 
	 so they feed you just to shut you up. 
	 Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. 
	 Nap often. 
      When in trouble, just purr and look cute. 
      Life is hard, and then you nap. 
      Curiosity never killed anything except 
      maybe a few hours. When in doubt, cop 
      an attitude. 
	 Variety is the spice of life. 
      One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy 
      them. 
	 Climb your way to the top, that's why 
      the curtains are there. Make your mark in 
      the world, or at least spray in each corner.
      Always give generously; a bird or rodent 
      left on the bed tells them, "I care".
      try to say it in the dead of night when 
      you're *sure* everyone's sleeping. There's 
      no better way to get the attention you deserve.